"Did you ever wish you had a Shut the Eff Up gun?" Keith asked me this question today, today of all days, today when my stress lev...

This one sort of speaks for itself, so I'll get straight to it. Random thing number three: I have a healthy obsession with pineapples. I...

It took only a few weeks of diligence, patience and unbridled determination. I FINISHED CROCHETING MY FIRST HUMAN ADULT-SIZED BLANKET. Do y...

I think I'm a pretty patient person ("pretty" as in "generally," although I won't mind if you also think I'm...

Since when is it so wrong to refuse to go to the trouble of making a dish (a pie, no less) to a meal being hosted by someone else, (a) when ...